Perfectly Quotable

Perfectly Quotable

They’ve got a restaurant called Hungry Jack’s, but I didn’t feel comfortable eating there. How good could it be? The guy who owns the restaurant is hungry. If it was called Fat Happy F**king Well- Contented Jack’s, I’d eat there. But I wouldn’t bring a kid because it has a swear word in the title, and that’s inappropriate.

—comedian Arj Barker

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