In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by the horns, not by, um…. — Padma Lakshmi, a host of Top Chef on the Bravo Network
I don't trust a children's cereal that can't even get a cartoon character to endorse it.— Stephen Colbert
One trainer put me on a no-carb diet. She said after a week I wouldn't have any carb cravings. I got lied to. I had cravings. When you drive by a bakery and you jump out of a moving vehicle, that's a craving.— 300-pound comedian John Pinette